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Humor on the SEO Industry

SEO Humor in English


Did you gotcha “bunch of roses”? It’s our anniversary.

Ohhhshhhh… I had a high ranking for the key phrase on Google. Irrrrrkkkk… “Anniversary” didn’t come up in the top search results!


I’m thinking of building a search engine. I’ve taken a pledge this New Year.

Wow, that’s kewl Man! Wat’s your strategy?

My SEO team is finding out wat Google’s up to!


Hey Man! Did you hear Humming Bird is the new thing on Google’s wish list?

Is this a new keyword?

No…you Dumb fellas…it’s the new search engine algorithm…

Okie…Google guys have worked out a new math…

What I have to do in it?

Don’t copy the content! Isn’t it simple?


Third world war has already begun.

But, when and where! I didn’t see it happening anywhere…

Get on Google you Scumbag!


How did you get married? I’ve been trying for 5 years…but just on hard luck side!

Very Simple… I stuffed keywords in my profile and my name was in top rank!

Wow! … and what were those keywords?

Love, Marriage, Married, Beautiful, Beauty, Tall, Fair, Mobile… Divorce


How do I make a successful proposal to a girl? I’ve been slapped thrice… Don’t have the stamina to go for one more!

Did you try Google? She won’t slap you! She’s soft!

… It opens automatically… and is obedient too! Hope you place the right keywords!!!


My website is new…and it will take plenty of time to make me popular even if I go for SEO and keywords.

Why not try “politics”?  

How many times I’ve to use it in articles and Meta Tags?


What makes SEO so shitty?

Didn’t you know it eats lot of stuff like keywords, meta tags, on page optimization, off page optimization, content?


I need to be popular.

Start doing SEO and SMO.

Will I become popular then?

Can’t say, but you will be few ranks higher than the millions who are waiting to become popular.


Isn’t it easy to do business these days?

Ohhh… Yeahhhh… all you need are few high ranked keywords, good content and experienced SEO guys!

What about the (Ranking on Internet) ROI? Let the bots take control!


What is similarity between politics and SEO?

Both work on popularity charts

Both mean business

Both have Black Hats and White Hats

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